A woman was lying in the street, covered in blood. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change.. ”“I hope she was worth it, Bob. I'll get your clothes packed and leave a message for you at work to let you know when you can get them. And don't show up at the house until you hear from me. If you do, I'll get a restraining order against you. My attorney will contact you at work. Fuck you,” Marianne said. So here I was, almost a year later, alone. As I said, at first, it was sort of a relief. Oh, sure, I had spent the first few nights raging around the apartment. I found an album of. With his free hand, Nick works to unbutton my jeans and he slides them down, letting them pile on the floor.I step out of them and push Nick flat onto the bed. I unzip his pants and pull them off, flinging them across the room. He certainly won’t need them anymore. I climb on top of him and Nick firmly grabs my ass cheeks, massaging them, pulling them apart, and lightly spanking me as we grind up against each other.I use my hands to explore his chest and torso, slipping his shirt over his head. Jackson returned, ‘Dana, I’m afraid I have to go out of town for a few days to take care of some business. Perhaps this will give you and Vonne a better chance to get acquainted and a few days off would probably do you good.’ Vonne beamed at me, ‘What do you say? How about we go into Savannah tomorrow and make a girl’s day of it? I noticed once again her startling greens eyes filled with fun and I decided that it would be fun to get away … even though Tanglewood had at least offered me the.
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